"At the CAPiTA Super Corporation, we are deeply committed to research relating to the future population of Mars.
We have conducted several successful interplanetary missions, and are currently scaling out more extensive flight plans. In fact, not since the golden era of space exploration have so many future astrobiology missions been planned. The primary target of the 2040 tour includes two polar ice caps in the chasmatic region of Landar, where ice particles blanket unforgiving terrain and winter lies in continuous darkness.
The mission focus will not be space flight itself, as even with current technologies that is a given—an afterthought of sorts. Space travel is so casual now; it's more about live in-flight entertainment once the ship pierces the atmosphere. It's still expensive though. There are no cheap drinks at the bar, which is annoying. Have you ever heard of Remy Martin Louis XIII? Probably not. So then you didn't know they make that in a limited release called Black Pearl. That's what the astronauts drink. At fifty thousand dollars a bottle I want no part of it. I like well-drinks, the bottom of the barrel. You know, the stuff with flavor. Maybe that's because I know we'll need a certain amount of grit to get where we're going.
Besides, a spaceship is no place for hangovers. This journey will go well beyond the destination; this mission is about expanding mankind's potential upon arrival. To do so, we have conceptualized the first device to successfully operate on Mars. It is a hovercraft of sorts. Capable of ascent and decent and traverses long and wide. It is called the NEO SLASHER, and it isn't just the key to populating Mars but also essential to exploring its varied terrain like never before."
Charlie Slasher was a CAPiTA cult favorite, world renowned as one of the best powder speciﬁc boards in the world. Legions of die-hard fans rode this model on resort days as a side-country slasher, and many used home split kits to enable Charlie to escort them into uncharted territory. These dedicated souls wanted a factory split version of the Charlie Slasher, and if we listen to anyone—we listen to the searchers and the seekers. Here’s to the individuals who strive to push the limits of human power, to those that embrace the solitude and camaraderie that snowboarding without boundaries provides. Featuring an all-new DuraTail™ die-cut top sheet, factory split chassis, hardware from the UNION BINDING COMPANY, and a smooth sidecut ﬂowing into a sinking 22 mm tapered tail, this time-tested shape with a wide-frame rockered nose naturally ﬂoats above deep snow and transforms tiring powder days into long-lasting, incredible ones.
The ALPINE Split Profile features mid-body camber with a flat tail and a reverse cambered nose. This provides more control on the ascent when split, while maximizing floatation and turning power on the way down.
The long awaited, and FSC® Certified factory-split Neo Slasher!
Increases power and response while remaining ultralight.
Triax/Biax HOLYSHEET™ has higher glass to weight ratio than normal fiberglass, for a more powerful and dynamic ride, when impregnated with the new high performance plant based MAGIC BEAN™ RESIN.
Twice the M.W. of SuperDrive™, this sintered ultra-high molecular weight, ultra-high density polyethylene, is the Millenium Falcon of base materials. The force is strong with this one
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